July 2011
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"Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?" "Na."
sungiee: leindork: hawkeyfan31: vitlers-hagina: how-to-be-a-skinny-bitch: ifeltlikeicouldjustfly: I zinc we’re better than that, guys. One of the better jokes I’ve xenon here It’s not their fault all the good jokes argon. JIDSKLGDKAJGMKDLAS  Iron for jokes like these.  Looks like I’ve got some tin to tell my friends when I cesium. guys you’re boron me with all of these...
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“Sometimes you really can’t listen to what anybody else says. You just got to...”
– October Sky (via julie911)
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I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid...
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I hate shopping with my friends.
mikeymonroe: all my friends are like: and I’m just over here like: STORY OF MY LIFE 
Jul 13th
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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says...
octogirl: therewillberain: I actually find this humor kind of hilarous.
Jul 13th
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The greatest .gif of all time.
al0nzo:
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Why you need to sleep with a teddy bear.
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Math is the only place where I hear a person...
the-absolute-funniest: “Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“ “I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?” DIABETES, MAYBE??? Follow The Absolute Funniest Posts Blog AN EATING DISORDER!?
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