July 2012
12 posts
so when did the olympics start i just got home from work
They started around 776 BC in Greece.
They should just start making up fake countries to see if anybody is even paying attention.
“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…
“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”
“There’s the Empire, with Darth Vader waving the flag.”
“Oh, and the contingent from Westeros, such elaborate uniforms”
“And now the representatives of Mordor are simply walking in…”
“Now enters Princess Mia of Genovia.”
throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”
throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
Throwing a brick at someone to kill them
wat
