touyababy: soujizz: omg i just realized theyre called pancakes because theyre like cakes but you cook them wait for it in a pAN weeps deeply because I legitimately didn’t know this
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. TAKE THIS!
xoxo-abs: soooitshannah: this dog does so much more than i do in a day… ^
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
me: how was the roman empire cut in half
me: with a pair of caesars
unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
katwinn: christian-ocampo: sensubeans: jesus christ did i just tear up over a internet browser ad That was fucking cute oh my GOD CRYING
most-awkward-moments: well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
Best Pick Up Line
Boy: I love that book that you're reading.
kevin-noo-ee: kiwibutt: teppelin: jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA^
karnayyy: are you made of copper and tellurium? because you are
aperturescienceclient: emeraldembers: gondor-calls-for-aid: 4-1-3: People who are younger than you but taller People who are younger than you but better than you at something People who are younger than you People
dapper-dueller: mebeingastar: Why the hell are toliets so loud?!! Like I’m half asleep and then I flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am what the fuck kind of toilet do you have that sounds like a mexican fiesta
badcgijosh: I’ve thought about this video every day for the past week of my life
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
youbetter-runlike-thedevil: stormpooper: zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself is that a lawn mower flying no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams