September 2012
123 posts
August 2012
92 posts
touyababy:
soujizz:
omg i just realized
theyre called pancakes
because theyre like cakes
but you cook them
wait for it
in a pAN
weeps deeply because I legitimately didn’t know this
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. TAKE THIS!
black-trekkie:
Watchxoxo-abs:
soooitshannah:
this dog does so much more than i do in a day…
^
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
me: how was the roman empire cut in half
friend: idk
me: with a pair of caesars
unclefather:
why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
Watchkatwinn:
christian-ocampo:
sensubeans:
jesus christ did i just tear up over a internet browser ad
That was fucking cute
oh my GOD CRYING
most-awkward-moments:
well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
Best Pick Up Line
Boy: I love that book that you're reading.
kevin-noo-ee:
kiwibutt:
teppelin:
jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby
SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT
HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA^
karnayyy:
are you made of copper and tellurium? because you are
aperturescienceclient:
emeraldembers:
gondor-calls-for-aid:
4-1-3:
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
dapper-dueller:
mebeingastar:
Why the hell are toliets so loud?!! Like I’m half asleep and then I flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am
what the fuck kind of toilet do you have that sounds like a mexican fiesta
Watchbadcgijosh:
I’ve thought about this video every day for the past week of my life
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
youbetter-runlike-thedevil:
stormpooper:
zooeyclairedeschanel:
stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
