I hate it when strangers say “I don’t bite.”

frack-yeah-the-strange:

bonushumor:

Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”

With the amount of bath salts going around at the moment I think it might be nice to hear now.

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